No one loves me...

Introduction

I do not know how original this piece is. The basic idea has certainly been used before and I sing it to a tune in the style of Instant Sunshine. Maybe it started out as one of their songs.

No one loves me...

No one loves me quite as much as I do;
Nobody loves me like I love myself.

I think the best would be
For me to marry me,

And then I'd not be left upon the shelf.

Nobody else could ever be so perfect,
And yet it seems that others cannot see

That no one in the whole wide world
Is half as great as I am.

That's why no one loves me quite as much as me.